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Anti-Lisbon ideas!

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Just back from an interview in Dublin, so I had some time to think on the bus.  I came up with some pretty good ideas for the No Campaign against the Lisbon treaty.  I reckon that, seeing as how they’re all such awe-inspiring arguments, they need a common slogan to tie them all together.  I’m going for;

I’m with Stupid

Bear with me.  My idea is having this yokel in a T-Shirt adorned with, on one side, a Pro-Life sticker, and on the other, a badge in the form of the famous ‘Sniper on Duty’ sign from South Armagh.  Thus neatly marrying the craziness of the far-right-Christian lobby with the far-left Sinn Feiners.  And maybe one of those falling bomb outlines in the middle with “Libertas” written on, yer man Ganly having made all his money supplying munitions to the US and all.

Then there’d be “I’m with Stupid” above said yokel, and the obligatory “Vote NO for Lisbon” underneath.
I think it’s a bloody great idea.

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Written by seancasaidhe

September 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm

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Lisbon

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Talking to some people at work today about Lisbon, and everyone who is voting no are voting no for all the wrong reasons – anger about the management of the health service, ignorance of the treaty, incomprehension, anti-Fianna Fail sentiments and whatnot.

What they don’t have is a coherent reason for voting no. This demonstrates the huge success of the anti-treaty side. Anti-Treaty side, now there’s an evocative term, bringing to mind the Civil War and it’s lasting, painful legacy.

Unfortunately the anti-treaty side on Lisbon are all bloody crackpots, loons, racists and Shinners.

If they all started a political party, it’d be a cross between Monster Raving Looney Party and Eamon Dunphy! Who the hell would vote for them? It’d be all postal votes from the prisons and loony bins.

Speaking of Dunphy, he’s voting no to, and why? Because Bertie Ahern is voting yes. Now there’s a reason to junk an important treaty. But this from a man who can’t get into work sober on a regular basis, so forget about him.

But hey, he’s not alone! Libertas have been banging on about support from industrialists – while IBEC, the employers association, is pumping for a Yes vote, some shady military-industrial-complex people are supporting the No. Oh yeah, the Shinners are in great company there!

What this shows is that the mainstream political parties are completely, utterly, and totally, out of touch with the people. They’re fat and complacent. They should be, after FF got returned to power the last time. And if there’s a No vote, it’s because those self-same damned parties couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

The “Yes” campaign was so goddamned incompetent it makes me mad. Instead of explaining what’s going on, the city is full of posters of Gay bloody Mitchell smiling on a lamp-post with “Good for us”…

“Good for us”? WHAT’S GOOD FOR US? Explain, you freaking moron!

While Libertas are putting out posters lying about European Armies, the Yes campaign is putting up posters of inanly smiling politicos with dumb fucking slogans. Where’s the passion? Where’s the conviction? Gay Mitchell MEP is sitting on a big fat MEP paycheck every month and he can’t even work up to getting himself on TV tearing into Libertas and the Shinners?

I find myself agreeing with the Workers Solidarity Party. I hate that this important Treaty has been hidden in legalese, that EU governments don’t trust their citizens enough to present the Treaty to them and instead are passing it via parliamentary processes.

But that’s not going to stop me. I’ll be voting “Yes”, and why?
Well, it could be because I want Ireland to be top-dog for a while, the guys that disarmed the ticking timebomb, the ones that everyone owes BIG TIME. It could be because after 10 or 15 years of EU-funded propserity, I want the EU to work better. It could be because as someone who lives in another EU country, I need things to work better.

But I’d be lying. I’m voting yes becuase that tosspot Dunphy is voting no.

I’m voting Yes, because it’s Us or Them, and I don’t want to be one of Them, because they’re all crackpot two-bit nobodies. And I might be a crackpot two-bit nobody, but I’m not one of THEM!

So don’t be a freaking moron. Vote “Yes”, shut up, and sit down.

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Written by seancasaidhe

June 11, 2008 at 4:45 pm